Thursday, April 2, 2009

Teens make their case for St. Paul to ban candy cigarettes

http://www.twincities.com/ci_12051352

Since we're in the mood to ban shit to protect ourselves from ourselves, lets start a list.

Root beer - because hey it might lead kids to one day drink beer.

Toy guns - the little bastards in their teen years seem to like to off each other.

Barbie and Ken - have you seen the teen pregnancy and STD rate with today's kids? You just know that Barbie whores herself out to afford the Malibu beach house with Ken likely being out of work.

Candy all together - we don't want the lil bastards to get diabetes.

If you don't like something don't buy it.

Please fee free to add to the list... I may add additional ones.

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